Well – Like fast-running clockwork – it’s Christmas again.
Speaking of clockwork, Magnum’s Arctic Elves have kicked him out
and have formed a commune this year.
They seem to have decided that they are going to
run things “properly”
and as they liked.
Needless to say Ampcorp.Industries have hired
Special Peace Envoy Tony Blair
to negotiate with the Elf Commitee,
and he is currently rectifying the situation with
Stormtroopers and trained dogs with clubs.
Normal service will be resumed soon.
We can only applaud Save The Children
for honouring his tireless work for peace this month.
On a more minor note – we would like to take this Yuletide opportunity to thank all our friends and fans for yet another great year of unrivalled love and support.
And to prove that we’re not totally tight – we’d like to give you something for free that isn’t shite
as most free things are…
Ho Ho Ho-rse
We love this song
We almost put it on Mystori-balls
But we decided to keep it for the Faustus record
because the words kind of fitted in with the
See you next year groovers...
Santa doesn't have this kind of issue
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