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Mystoria Is Here. Buy it.
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Touring - Yay!
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New Series:
In This Thrilling Episode:
TOUR DATES AUTUMN
STOP PRESS: EXCITING TOUR SUPPORTS TBA!
With KERBDOG
Now we appreciate that Newsletters Have been a bit thin on the ground this year. But that’s because we’ve been busy as worker drones, working on Magnum™’s Hive Mind Project.
(And Mystoria)
SEPTEMBER 2014
Led Zepplin V
Sorry,
We meant....
Alfred Hitchcock's New Movie
Ok, Well we know that you lot think that we talk a lot of shit here. But the fact is - we're delighted to prove, once again, that the nonsense that we talk about does in fact concern real things....
With the words so you can sing along...
A kind of surreal nightmare
An 8 bit surreal nightmare
Anyway - All of this is just pointless wiffle waffle. All you need to know is that you need to pre-order Mystoria.
Right now. So click on this,
And you will get a free coupon to
Matt’s On-Tour Kissing Booth
With your purchase*:
We only sell the Special Edition
With the extra tracks
And the proper Artwork
Featuring
The Adventures Of
Tony Horsetana
The plain version is, well, for virgin beginners -And that's not anyone here.
Yes indeedy
We’ve been busy generating
All this top notch content
For your
Marginal entertainment
Also - You may have noticed That at the moment We've kind of gone insane And we’re just about the good times.
Don't Worry - It's just a phase we'll grow out of.
*Free coupon may only be redeemed in December 2014**
** Free coupon is entirely fictional
And now here's what we really want...
Uh -oh. Looks Like they've fallen out.
Again.
Dave has taken over one of Silvio Berlusconi's old PLEASURE VILLAS. He's also turned it into a video arcade and unfortunately for Magnum a defence industry strobe and laser development centre. Uh oh - sounds like trouble...
Magnum's still stuck on desert world... Rubbish...
And eat Sid's Hard Light Wall... Cor Blimey...
Dave has taken over one of Silvio Berlusconi's old PLEASURE VILLAS. He's also turned it into a video arcade and unfortunately for Magnum a defence industry strobe and laser development centre. Uh oh - sounds like trouble...
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