In This Thrilling Episode:
TOUR DATES AUTUMN
STOP PRESS: EXCITING TOUR SUPPORTS TBA!
Now we appreciate that Newsletters Have been a bit thin on the ground this year. But that’s because we’ve been busy as worker drones, working on Magnum™’s Hive Mind Project.
Led Zepplin V
Alfred Hitchcock's New Movie
Ok, Well we know that you lot think that we talk a lot of shit here. But the fact is - we're delighted to prove, once again, that the nonsense that we talk about does in fact concern real things....
With the words so you can sing along...
A kind of surreal nightmare
An 8 bit surreal nightmare
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Matt’s On-Tour Kissing Booth
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