Mystoria Is Here. Buy it.
Touring - Yay!
In This Thrilling Episode:
TOUR DATES AUTUMN
STOP PRESS: EXCITING TOUR SUPPORTS TBA!
Now we appreciate that Newsletters Have been a bit thin on the ground this year. But that’s because we’ve been busy as worker drones, working on Magnum™’s Hive Mind Project.
Led Zepplin V
Alfred Hitchcock's New Movie
Ok, Well we know that you lot think that we talk a lot of shit here. But the fact is - we're delighted to prove, once again, that the nonsense that we talk about does in fact concern real things....
With the words so you can sing along...
A kind of surreal nightmare
An 8 bit surreal nightmare
Anyway - All of this is just pointless wiffle waffle. All you need to know is that you need to pre-order Mystoria.
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Matt’s On-Tour Kissing Booth
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The Adventures Of
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We’ve been busy generating
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Also - You may have noticed That at the moment We've kind of gone insane And we’re just about the good times.
Don't Worry - It's just a phase we'll grow out of.
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And now here's what we really want...
Uh -oh. Looks Like they've fallen out.
And eat Sid's Hard Light Wall... Cor Blimey...
Dave has taken over one of Silvio Berlusconi's old PLEASURE VILLAS. He's also turned it into a video arcade and unfortunately for Magnum a defence industry strobe and laser development centre. Uh oh - sounds like trouble...
Magnum's still stuck on desert world... Rubbish...
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