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Man finds out that he will be cuckolded by Octagenarian Rupert Murdoch in the next Century...
Things have been happening behind the scenes.
They are mostly boring administrative things
that deal with record companies and
Magnum’s Inheritance Tax Avoidance scheme
that we are advising on.
We’re pleased to report
that we have managed to “invest” much of Magnum’s ancestral wealth
in an offshore tax haven called Rockosmos
which will function as his “business” for the immediate future
and is a complex financial device
that has been designed and engineered specifically
to haemorrhage money
for tax reasons.
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