2014 - Year Of The Giant Hand
AT LAST – 2014!
We thought 2013 sucked –
Never trust a year that seems like it should be a prime number but isn’t.
Actually – 2013 was kick ass –
But relatively speaking, we intend for it to pale into
with the amount of SHEER EXCITEMENT
that we intend to create for ourselves in 2014
Most of this will centre around Magnum’s recent purchasing of part of the International Space Station as a cool space- pad / hang-out for our party and curry nights,
but some of it will also involve Rock Music,
and that will probably be the bit that interests you –
our esteemed and much loved compadres.
Zero Gravity Rock Concerts
We therefore extend to you our warmest and most heartfelt felicitations and good vibey wishes for the coming year –
and hope that all your schemes and dreams
manifest themselves into technicolour reality.
Unless of course your dreams are pure evil,
in which case we hope that they fail miserably
and that then you need to turn to financial backing
from the investments arm of
Ampcorp.Industries Financial Division.
Please contact Mr Abadeer.
Tell him we sent you...
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